OUR PIZZA OPTIONS

PER PIZZA - $25

Min. 35 Pizzas

UNLIMITED PIZZA - $30

Min. 35 peoples

SALUMI ENTREE + UNLIMITED PIZZA - $35

Min. 35 people

NOT ENOUGH? ADD SOME EXTRAS

Arancini, Potato Croquettes, Olive Ascolana, Meatballs

THE FULL SEND - $55

WOOD FIRE & GRUMPY

A pizza oven on wheels. A human who takes dough very seriously. Someone who will judge you silently if you ask for pineapple, but will still make it, reluctantly. Grumpy Pizza shows up to your event, fires up the oven, and delivers the best pizza you've ever had. You're welcome.

THE OVEN

Built for real wood-fired pizza. Not the frozen stuff. The actual thing, blistered crust, proper char, done in 90 seconds.

IT'S VERY HOT!

THE EVENTS

Private parties

Markets & Festivals

Weddings

Birthdays

Questionable life decisions

Basically anywhere hungry people gather

WHY US? REALLY?

Your Guests Will Talk About It

A wood fired pizza trailer at an event is not something people forget. It is the thing they mention to their friends the next day. You are welcome.

Fresh. Every Single Pizza.

Nothing is pre made. Nothing is reheated. Every pizza goes into the oven fresh in front of your guests. It is theatre. It is delicious. It is the opposite of ordering 40 party pizzas from a box.

We Come To You

You do not have to go anywhere. We show up, we set up, we fire the oven and we feed your guests. You just have to stand there and look like you organised something impressive. Which you did.

SO YOU WANT SOME PIZZA?

Tell us where the party is. We will show up, fire up the oven, and make you look like a hero. You just have to provide the hungry people.

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